November272011

The minute you start seeing dead people, book yourself into the nearest mental institution.

advice AdviceFromBrianna Don't actually do what they say don't follow them take drugs lots and lots of drugs Drugs! 

November262011

The only reason to “Stay on good terms” with your ex is to show off your new shiny much-more-attractive significant other.

advice AdviceFromBrianna I mean really why else would you do it? you both secretly hate each other yes yes you do 

8AM

Just because your husband left you and people EXPECT you to do something awful in retaliation doesn’t mean you have to murder your children

advice AdviceFromBrianna Advicefromafriendofbriannas Murdering children? Good life choice! 

November252011

Learn to fall before learning anything else

advice AdviceFromBrianna 

8AM

Stop wasting your money on stupid shit, especially when it’s actually your parents money.

advice AdviceFromBrianna you useless brat learn some respect 

November242011

When in doubt, hit him in the face.

Advicefrombrianna advice Or when you're not in doubt in any case actually basically just hit him in the face 

11AM

Thanksgiving is the time to be thankful you finally got rid of that loser ex of yours.

advice AdviceFromBrianna He was kind of an idiot but you dated him so what does that make you? 

8AM

When there is a completely obvious answer to an incredibly important situation staring you right in the face, ignore it. It’s probably nothing. But just in case, you should probably kill it.

advice AdviceFromBrianna Or just smile and not 

November232011

Stop blaming your mother.

advice AdviceFromBrianna She isn't that much of a bitch and so what if she sleeps around so what if she's the butt of all your friends 'your mom' jokes? ... your mom 

8AM

Never do a job half-assed and demand payment. Remember, if a hooker doesn’t do her job she’ll get payment in the form of a fist.

Advice advicefrombrianna this is kind of the same concept don't beat your hooker hookers are friends 

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